FRIDAY'S SCRIPT TIP:
CHA-CHA-CHANGES!
Brilliant scripts get shredded every day,
it's just the way the biz works. You think most of what you see
on the big screen is junk? You wonder why they bought that
crappy script? Heck, it was probably a GREAT script when they
bought it. So how does a good script go bad... and why? If the
producer liked the script enough to buy it for $3 million in the
first place, why change it? Why ruin it?
Let's take it step by step.
1) Joe Producer reads this new script by Will Shakespeare
called ROMEO & JULIET and loves it. There's romance, action,
family drama, and that amazing double twist ending! He buys
Will's script for $250,000 against $750,000 - that's 3/4 of a
million bucks! He takes it to the studio to get
financing. The studio says: "We love this script! We want to
'fast track' it... But downer endings don't test well. We can't
give you the production budget unless Romeo and Juliet live
happily ever after at the end." Now the producer has a choice
between shelving Will's script and taking a loss, or having Will
rewrite the end and having the studio put the film on the release
schedule for next year and start casting the leads.
When Will sold the script for $250k against $750k, that deal
included two rewrites and a polish. So included in Will's first
set of rewrite notes is "happy ending"... and Will is expected to
make those changes. It's part of that contract Will signed, and
getting the full $250k (plus the $500k production bonus) depends
on Will doing the required rewrites. Will makes a tough choice,
and Romeo and Juliet live happily ever after.
2) The studio tries to find a bankable star to play Romeo.
Though Will's dream may be to find a great unknown actor who
really fits the role, the studio realizes the audience pays their
$10 before they've seen the movie... and a big incentive to pay
for that ticket is a star in the lead. If you have a choice
between
seeing a movie starring some unknown, or your favorite actor,
which would YOU see? The studio needs a name in the lead - any
name - or the whole project is dead on arrival.
So the script goes out to potential Romeos. Leo's agent gets a
copy, and Brad's agent gets a copy, and Ryan Phillipe gets a
copy, that kid from FAST & FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT gets a copy, and so does anybody else in Hollywood who "can open a
movie" (get a bunch of people to pay for tickets just based on
their name)... Hey, even Chris Tucker gets a copy! One problem
with this Romeo character is that he's young, and there are very
few young movie stars. Sean William Scott was in DUDE, WHERE'S MY
CAR and both of the AMERICAN PIE movies... but can you see him as
Romeo? Plus, he's, like, thirty! Who are the 20 year old male stars who can open a movie?
Well, Brad and Leo and Ryan and even Sean are booked, but
there's a big name star who is interested in changing his image,
and thinks playing Romeo might help. Ah-nuld is interested.
VERY interested - re-election chances are looking slim. And Ah-nuld is still on the studio's list of approved
stars - he may cost $25 million, but his films are almost always
hits. Ah-nuld is money in the bank... even if he is a little old
for the part. So they hire Ah-nuld as Romeo, and Will's next
rewrite changes Romeo and Juliet from teens to "star age" (mid-
thirties to mid-forties, even though Ah-nuld is mid-fifties).
But Ah-nuld wants more action, less love. The story is about
two families at war, right? Why can't he kick ass? Why can't he
fire machine guns and jump out of helicopters? Instead of the
conflict between families being mostly off screen, why not make
it mostly on screen? Wouldn't that be more exciting, not to
mention: more what the fans expect from an Ah-nuld movie?
An-nuld wants the producer to hire Walon Green to add action
stuff. Will Shakespeare is fired (he'll never get all of his
$250k - unless he had a great agent that had him paid full amount no matter what) and Walon (WILD BUNCH) Green is hired.
Romeo is now more like Rambo.
3) Next they need to find a director that both the studio,
Ah-nuld, and Joe Producer can agree upon. After dozens of
meetings, they decide on Chuck Russell (THE MASK, ERASER).
Now Chuck likes FX movies - he began working on horror and
sci-fi movies like DREAMSCAPE and the remake of THE BLOB and is known for his
use of special effects. So he wants a rewrite of ROMEO & JULIET
that features a handful of fantastic cutting edge FX scenes.
"What if we re-thought the whole thing? What if Juliet was an
alien? What if this was like INDEPENDENCE DAY... but a love
story?"
Chuck has Walon write a new sci-fi version of the script, but
isn't completely satisfied with they way it turns out. He lets
Walon go and writes his own version of the script...
The studio isn't sure of this new draft. They like the alien
thing, but they want to make sure the script is REALLY great.
They want an "A list writer" to do a draft, so that they're sure
the script is of high quality. Now, you and I might just be able
to read a script to tell if it's any good, but producers may
never actually read the script - they might just read coverage.
Even if they did read the script, they may not know the
difference between a good script and a bad script... even though
you might think that's a basic part of their job. So a producer
will hire a brand name writer, known for quality, to make sure
the script is good. Everyone talks it over, and they agree to
hire Frank Darabont (Chuck's buddy) to do a rewrite.
4) The studio loves the new Darabont draft (even though nobody
has actually read it) but Ah-nuld is worried about his dialogue.
All actors are worried about their dialogue, but stars are really
worried. Romeo in the Darabont draft doesn't sound like Ah-nuld,
he sounds like someone who wears frilly shirts. You'd never catch
Ah-nuld in a frilly shirt - his audience would never come to see
him if he was in a frilly shirt movie! So Ah-nuld gets the studio
to hire Steven DeSouza to punch up the dialogue - give Ah-nuld
those one-liners he's famous for like "Stick around" after he
stabs a Capulet or a Montague or whatever. The Darabont script
with the new DeSouza dialogue revisions is approved by everyone
(basically, if Ah-nuld's happy, everyone else is happy).
5) Now they look for an alien Juliet... and get Sharon Stone.
She's trying to restart her career after BASIC INSTINCT 2 flopped, and she worked with Ah-nuld
in TOTAL RECALL. Everybody thinks Sharon + Ah-nuld = Big Hit. But
Sharon thinks Juliet's dialogue isn't realistic or edgy enough -
so she brings in Barbara Benedek to work on her dialogue. Juliet
becomes a "no make up role" for Stone - a chance to show that she
can act. Barbara rewrites the role to be raw, dangerous, edgy.
This is an alien woman that sleeps with a the wrong man - a man
her family hates - and she falls for him. Even though she knows
that loving this guy may cause a war of the worlds, she still
falls for him. Falls hard. The new draft of Shakespeare's script,
rewritten by Walon Green and Chuck Russell and Frank Darabont and
Steven DeSouza and Barbara Benedict and maybe a handful of other
writers is ready to shoot, except for one little problem...
6) The film has been delayed so long, they lose Chuck Russell
to THE MASK 3 (Eric Stoltz AND Jim Carrey!). They scramble to
find another director and end up with veteran Bill Friedkin (THE EXORCIST, THE HUNTED). Friedkin DEMANDS Robert DeNiro play
one of those Montagues-from-outer-space. The studio doesn't argue
with him because they are going to end up with a movie that stars
Ah-nuld and Sharon Stone and Robert DeNiro (TOTAL RECALL meets
CASINO?).
7) You know how actors are concerned about their dialogue?
DeNiro brings in David Mamet to rewrite his dialogue, but Mamet
rewrites ALL of the dialogue... Aliens are using the F-word like
it's going out of style and speaking in two word sentences.
8) On and on into the night. Each person hired brings in a
screenwriter who completely changes the character, story, and
plot of the script. When the film finally gets made, it has been
'improved' so much that it no longer resemble the script that
Shakespeare guy wrote that everybody loved. It might even suck...
but they've spent so much money on the project, and the film is
ready to shoot - so they film a script that everyone might agree
is crappy before the money floats away.
Then we pay $10 to see it and wonder why Hollywood makes crap
like this.
Now here's OUR problem as screenwriters: We can't write the
crappy script that ROMEO & JULIET ends up as... we have to write
the brilliant script that it started out as. You can't judge a
script by the movie they make of it. Our scripts have to be good
enough so that even when they run them through the big sausage
machine of Hollywood what comes out is something people might
want to eat - something they'd pay $10 to see and think was okay.
That's the hard part!
** Thursday's Great Tip!
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